Husband texts to wife on cell SHARE FacebookTwitter Husband texts to wife on cell.. "hi,what r u doing darling?" wife: i'm dying..! husband jumps with joy but types "sweet heart, how can i live without u?" wife: "u idiot! i'm dying my hair.." husband: "bloody english language!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke