Husband : Jab Mein Aache Clothes Pehenkar SHARE FacebookTwitter Husband : jab mein aache clothes pehenkar, bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. wife : tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke