Guy picks up a girl for the date SHARE FacebookTwitter Guy picks up a girl for the date. why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? girl: i promised my mom that i wouldnt let you touch me below my belt.,,More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke