Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old SHARE FacebookTwitter Guy : my dad is a millionaire and 93 yrs old, he will die soon and i will be rich, will u marry me? girl : no ... . . . . a week later she was his mother! *moral: never give ideas to a woman..More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke