GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER SHARE FacebookTwitter God: i can't b evrywhere so i created mother. devil: i too can't b evrywhere soi created girls. god: dont worry i hav created boys to change them to mothers!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke