GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl : where is my birthday gift? boy : road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho? girl khushi se : wow. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. boy : same colour ki nail-polish tere liye laya hoon.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
