Girl: What's the proof that you miss me SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: what's the proof that you miss me ?? . . boy:" see my cheeks, my mom slapped me . . because i was smiling while sleeping"thinki ng of you" girl:" awwwwww itna pyaar karte ho (^___^) . . boy:" nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke