Girl: What would you do if I broke up with you SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you? boy: then, i'd go back to my ex. (the girl cried and broke up with him.) (next day) girl: what are you doing here? boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back?More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke