Girl : Tum Mujhe Apni Heere Ki Ring De Do SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl : tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, ;) mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi, ;) boy : tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena, ;) ki kamine se ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di!:d:dMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke