Girl : Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl : tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?? boy : jo tum bolo janu...! girl: kya tum mere liye, chaand taare todd ke la sakte ho?? . . . . . . boy : phir zameen ke charoon taraf kya teera baap ghoomey ga ??? :p :dMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke