Girl: Promise Me That U Will Not Love Any Other Girl After Me SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: promise me that u will not love any other girl after me..! boy: i love you but i can't promise so..! girl (crying): means you will have someone in ur heart..! :( boy (smiling): the girl i will love after you, will call you mom..More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke