Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss. girl: aur us dress ka? shopkeeper: 10 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. bechara....More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke