Girl- (in a party) excuse me SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl- (in a party) excuse me, mere hath me plate he to kya aap mere face par se ek cheez hata sakte ho? . . boy- (khush hote hue) ha bolo kya kya hatana he? . . . . . girl- apni 'kuttey' jaisi nazre...:p;):*!! . . "girls rocks boys alwys shocked" —More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke