GIRL : I’m So Proud Of My Boyfriend SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl : i’m so proud of my boyfriend ? friend : why? girl : because he got drunk & didn’t recognize me . friend : why are you proud of that ? . girl : because i tried to take off his shirt & he said ” stop , i have a girlfriend “More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke