Girl: I'll Be Anything You Want Me To Be Boy: There Is Only One Thing That I Want SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: i'll be anything you want me to be boy: there is only one thing that i want you to be girl: whats that? boy: my wife...!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke