Girl: How many hours a day do you think of me SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: how many hours a day do you think of me? boy: 16 hours. girl: what about the remaining 8 hours? boy: the other 8 hrs is when i'm dreaming of you in my sleep :)More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke