Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. student : mujhe..???!!! sir : samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.. usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? student : 20 sir : kaise..? student : samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...!!!

Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
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Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye

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