Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
santa: “ye hamara bachha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? aur logo ka to 9 mahine baad hota hai?”
biwi: “aaap bhi na.. ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai?”
santa: “3 mahine”
biwi: “aur meri shaadi ko?”
santa: “3 mahine”
biwi: “aur hamara bachcha kitne time baad hua?”
santa: “3 mahine baad”
biwi: “total kitne months ho gaye?”
santa khushi se: “oh shit yaar, samay ka pata hi nhi chala.. sorry janu mene tumpar shak kiya“