Ek hospital ke aage ek note pe likha tha yahan normal delivery 500/- rupaye mein hoti hai aur baniye ki 10/- rupaye mein,
ek pandit ne ye note pada aur hairan hokar doctor ke pass gaya aur puchha.
pandit: “hamari itni mehengi aur baniye ki itni sasti kyun?”
doctor: “kyun ki hamein baniye ki delivery mein jayda kaam nahi karna padta hai”
pandit: “wo kaise ?”
doctor: “hum dilevery ke samaye ch*t ke aage 1/- ka sikka dikhate hai, aur baccha apne aap bahar aa jata hai“...;):d:d