Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas SHARE FacebookTwitter Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas? Me: Nothing, I just got some important stuff to do. Inner Me: Saala Month End Mein Kuch Bachta Nahi Hai, Aur Uppar Se Itni Thand... Ghar Pe Hi Rahunga Bas!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke