Few Hours back in Metro SHARE FacebookTwitter Few hours back in metro. lady: bhaisaab yeh baat nhi maan raha hai, ro raha hai kab se. aap mere bete ko daant dijiye zara. that guy (bhaisaab): chup kar ja bc . abhi chamaat mar ke gxnd lal kar dunga gandu. lady: bas hogaya.. rone dijiye usse. :d:dMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
