Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): i will grant you each a wish.
wife: i want to travel around the world with my husband.
the fairy waved her magic wand & ‘poof’
two tickets appeared in her hands.
husband: i wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.
the fairy waved her magic wand & ‘poof’
the husband became 92 years old.
moral:
men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.