Every developer starts out by being Optimistic SHARE FacebookTwitter Every developer starts out by being optimistic. optimistic programmers assume that system calls will always succeed, there is always enough memory and disk space, and there really is a santa claus.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke