Santa pahli baar train mein reservation karaane ke liye gayaa
santa ne reservation form me “ling/sex” wale column me likh diya “8 inch” aur form submit kar diya.
booking window par clerk lady thi, usne ye dekha aur boli
lady cleark: “sir ye kya hai, isko kaato, ye nahi chalega”
santa hairani se: “kitna kaat doon?”
lady cleark: “poora hi kaatna padega”
santa ke tote udd gaye: “madam ji aap reservation cancel hi kar do, main bus se hi chala jaaunga.“