Santa ke ghar aag lagne par uski patni ki kuch body jal gayi.
santa usko shehar ke mashoor sergion ke paas le gaya
santa: “doctor sahab, plastic surgery karvane mein kitna kharcha aayega?”
doctor: “5 lakh aayega aur dawaaiyo ka alag se”
santa kuch soch kar bola: “doctor sahab, aur agar plastic hum de to?“