Santa sandas Mein Toilet Karte Huye Slip Hokar Gir Gaya

Santa sandas mein toilet karte huye slip hokar gir gaya.. hospital mein bete ne pucha: kaise gir pade.? santa : m*darchod.. mutth maar ke pani toh daal diya kar..!

Santa sandas Mein Toilet Karte Huye Slip Hokar Gir Gaya

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

ऐसी बेगानगी नहीं देखी

chale to jate ho ruThe hue magar sun lo

चले तो जाते हो रूठे हुए मगर सुन लो

daman-e-sabr ke har tar se uThta hai dhuan

दामन-ए-सब्र के हर तार से उठता है धुआँ

Santa sandas Mein Toilet Karte Huye Slip Hokar Gir Gaya

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