Wife: jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte
ho?
husband: bohat zyada
wife: phir bhi kitna?
husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari
jaisi ek aur le aaun..
wife : tum saari dunya mein bhi dhoondo to
bhi mujh jaisi doosri nahi milegi..
husband: tum kya samjhti ho.. mein doosri bhi
tum jaisi hi dhoondoon ga..! hadd ho gayi..