Pati- kaam wali shanti ko bulao. patni- kyu, kya kaam hai usse.? pati- doctor ne kaha hai, raat me dawa khaane ke baad shanti ke sath so jana
Patni: shadi se pehle to aap mujhe bahut gift diya karte the. pati: shikar ke baad kya koi shikari shikar ko kuch ko dana dalta h.
Pati: muhe tumhare bhai ke gumraah hone ki kabhar mili h patni: aisa kaisa ho sakta h mera bhai to badha nek h. pati: kabhi to meri baat ka vishwas kiya karo. yeh dekho uski shadi ka card.
Patni : tumhe pata hai ladke or ladki ko alag alag bhimari hoti hai. pati : kaise? maine to ye kahi bhi nahi suna ya na hi dekha. patni : tum to pagal ho “ kya tumne dekha nahi ki lady nurse sirf lady ka hi checkup karti hai gents ka nahi.
"funny romance" wife: batao tumhe main kitni achchi lagti hoon ? husband :- bahut zyada wife :- phir bhi ; kitni? husbnd :- itni ki dil chahta hai tumhari jaisi 1 aur le aaun
Husband : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai wife : jao jaakar bartan saaf kar do husband : neend me bol raha hun pagli..
Agar husband apni wife k liye car ka darwa'za kholay, tou... samajh jao ke... , , , ... , , , , , , , ya to car nayi hai,, ya wife nayi hai, ya phir.... wife 'nahi' hai. i
Wife called husband wife :- hello darling. ... what are you doing ?? hus :- i am in big trouble. .. wife :- never say i am in trouble. ... say we are in trouble. .. we are one hus :- ok....darling we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. wife :- kuttey tu ghar aa
Patni (pati se) -agar mere aur tumhari sas par ek sath tiger hamla kar de to kise bachaoge. pati-kuchh der sochate hie kaha tiger ko...............?
Husbands will be husbands a wife hit her husband with a frying pan “tuunnnnnnnn..” “husband: what was that for? wife: i found a paper in ur pocket with the name ‘julie’ on it. husband: i took part in a race last week & julie was the name of my horse. wife: sorry! next day wife hit him with the frying pan again! “tuunnnnnnn..” husband: why did u hit me again? wife: teri ghodi ne aaj phone kiya tha…....
Patni kapde dhone lagi to achanak se pati ki shirt utha kar gusse se puchha. patni: “ye aap ki shirt par lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?” pati: “arrey, main khud hairan hoon, mene to us waqt shirt utari hui thi
Wife: batao tumhe main kitni achchi lagti hoon ? husband :- bahut zyada wife :- phir bhi ; kitni? husbnd :- itni ki dil chahta hai ] tumhari jaisi 1 aur le aaun