Muftimal Ka Beta Roti Kha Raha Tha

Muftimal ka beta roti kha raha tha, achanak uske uper se ek chuha nikal gaya. beta: “daddy, main ye roti nahi khaunga, ispar se chuha nikal gaya hai” muftimal bete ko samjhte hue: “beta kha le, konsa chuhe ne jutte pahne hue thhe“

Muftimal Ka Beta Roti Kha Raha Tha

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

नज़र को वुसअतें दे बिजलियों से आश्ना कर दे

nigah-e-shauq ko ruKH par nisar hone do

निगाह-ए-शौक़ को रुख़ पर निसार होने दो

zabt-e-gham mushkil hai aur mushkil hai mushkil ka jawab

ज़ब्त-ए-ग़म मुश्किल है और मुश्किल है मुश्किल का जवाब

Muftimal Ka Beta Roti Kha Raha Tha

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