Killer:- Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi

Killer:- ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue scooty se ja rahi thi. pass se ek aadmi bike se jaate hue bola, "jaaneman, zara mukhda to dikhati jao wink.png "ladki: "papa, main hoon! pinky..." gasp.png

Killer:- Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

मैं तर्क-ए-तअल्लुक़ पर ज़िंदा हूँ सो मुजरिम हूँ

kisi shahr mein ek rahta tha raja

किसी शहर में एक रहता था राजा

hum ab udas nahin sar-ba-sar udasi hain

हम अब उदास नहीं सर-ब-सर उदासी हैं

Killer:- Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi

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