School:
a place where
papa pays & son plays :-
d
...
life insurance:
a contract that keeps
you poor all your life so
that you can die
rich;-)
.
marriage:
its an agreement in
which a man looses his
bachelors degree and a
women gains her
masters;-)
.
dictionary:
a place where success
comes before work :-)
.
smile:
a curve dat can set a
lot of thngs straight :-)
.
doctor:
a person who kills ur ills
by pills, n kills u by
bills