How do girls start a conversation with each other on facebook? girl 1 : hey cutie mutie mooh? :p girl 2 : hiiieeee.. my darlzzz.. chupie mumiee loohh.. : :p? & how do boys start a conversation with each other on facebook ? boy 1 : aur c**t%ye...:?? boy 2 : haan.. ! bol..bc. :p
She : you post so good on facebook, what do you do, what's your qualification ? me: software engineer , yours? me: hello me: are you there ??? me: you there ??? me: there ??? me: ???
Very cute answer by a bf to his gf...!! ' ' ' . girl :~ why my name is always on your facebook status in every 2 minutes..?? ' ' . boy :~ because facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind..?? ' ' and honestly.. it's always you...
Oka cristian bible book ne chustadu..!! oka muslim khuran book ne chustadu..!! oka hindhu bagvadgeetha ne chustadu..!! but.. . . . . . . . andharu chuse book.. facebook...
How to earn money from facebook….!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . click on ‘settings and privacy’ . click on ‘genral’ . click on ‘account’ . . . . click on ‘deactivate’ . . . . . . then go and find a job and earn money...
Facebook sms wese to main kuch likhta nahi or likhta hu to dikhta nahi kyunki? kyunk? kyun? kyu? ky? k? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ye unko hi dikhta hain jo mere post like or comment karte hain.:d:d
Ye baat sun kar mere hatho se golgappa hi gir gaya.. jab golgappe waale ne kaha, "pls give ur feedback on our facebook page.
Facebook humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends- friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lete hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh hit hai.. !!!jai facebook!!!
Facebook ki yadain.." woh apne status ko khud hi like krna, woh apni d.p ko khud hi nice kehna, woh apne link ko khud hi awesome kehna, woh raat bhar chat pe baatain, woh lover of the day mai jan booj k selection karna. ab na wo din rahay na raatain, kuch raha to bas aankhon mai apni profile or, chat ki yadain. please comment
Facebook like sms status life is much like facebook pepole will like your problams & comment but no one solve them, because everybody seems so busy in updating their own...
Principal:i am listening that you read a book even midnight,is that true? . . . . student:yes sir! . . . principal:what's that book name? . . . student:its facebook...
Ek bandi ka status dekha "well played kohli!" it got 104 likes. i was like wtf... untill i saw her dp and liked her status.:d:d