She – Tumhe ptaa aaj kyaa hua SHARE FacebookTwitter She – tumhe ptaa aaj kyaa hua ? . . . he – nae kya hua ?? . . . . . she – aaj humaarey area me ek black color ki g##nd aa gayi thi !! . . . he – haaye .. wtf ? . . . . she -ooo sorry sorry i mean saand aa gyaa tha !! he – :’(More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke