Girl: aj ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath bike per jaty dekh liya boy: shit yar phir kya hua? girl: rikshay ke paisay wapis le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai
Boy's dialogue: bus, train aur ladki, ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . now girls dialogue: rickshaw, taxi aur ladke, ek ko bulao, 4 chale aata hainn
Boy= aap meri wife jaisi lagti ho. girl= ohh aapki wife ka naam kya hai.? boy= me abhi kunwara hu. moral: sikhiye propose karne ka nya tarika.
Ladka : kal raat mere spane mein salman sharma aaya tha, aur tumhare sath jabardasti karne ki kosish kar raha tha. ladki : to kya maine usne sab kuch karne diya. ladka : nahi tumne saaf mana kar diya. ladki: phir to koi or ladki hogi wo.
A small boy and a girl were crying, someone asked why are you both crying? girl said: my doll has broken. boy said: my doll is crying!
Boy: viber use krti ho..?? . . . . . . . . . . girl: ufff! ye un-educated lrkay b na!! dear viber nhi viper hota hai.. or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada ho warna poocha he lagati hon.. smile emoticon boy: hahahahahahahahaha . bus kr pagli rulayegi kyaa!
"funny propose" boy: mujh se shadi karo gi girl: kia? boy: achi film hai na! girl: kuttay k bachay boy: what!!?? girl: kitnay cute hotay hain na?
She- tumhare dad tumhe pyar se kya bulate hain? me- koi srilankan naam hai bada sa she- kya hai wo? me- sale harami bhag ja mere ghar se.
Boy :- i love you .. girl :- kitni ladkiyon ko bol chuke ho ??? boy :- tum 7th ho .... girl :- awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho , love you too .... moral :- moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka audi me tha.
Marwadi ladki ne apne boy-friend ko bola girl-friend: “janu, tum mujhe apni ye diamond ring de do” boy-friend bhi marwadi hi tha, puchha: “kyun?” girl-friend: “ise dekh-dekh kar main tumhe yaad karungi” boy-friend: “tum chaho to aise bhi yaad kar sakti ho” girl-friend: “kaise?” boy-friend: “ye soch kar, ke tumne diamond ring mangi thi aur maine nahi di“
Ladki-janu tum mujhse kitna pyar karte? ladka- bahat pyar karta hoon. ladki- kitna? ladka-pichhe mudke dekho. ladkine pichhe mud kar dekha toh ladka gayab tha ... ... ... ladka bahat doorse awaj de kar bola ke samne dekh mere bap a raha hai.
Girl:- aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pedekh liya. boy:- shit! fir kya hua?. girl:- rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. hamari bahut hi strict family hai.....