She : Kya kal le oo Baby SHARE FacebookTwitter She : kya kal le oo baby ? he : burger kha raha hu .. she : meko b khana hai .. he : phone pe kaise khilau ? she : meko ni pata meko khna hai .. **slaps himself** :/..;):d:dMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke