She : I want to breakup with you SHARE FacebookTwitter She : i want to breakup with you. you don'tever call me, you asshole. me : arre main busy tha, new lamborghini aventador lia maine!! she : ahhhh! my jaanu!so cute ! kab li? kaha hai? me : laptop pe hai , nfs' me she : mc.. bc..More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke