Marwadi ladki ne apne boy-friend ko bola
girl-friend: “janu, tum mujhe apni ye diamond ring de do”
boy-friend bhi marwadi hi tha, puchha: “kyun?”
girl-friend: “ise dekh-dekh kar main tumhe yaad karungi”
boy-friend: “tum chaho to aise bhi yaad kar sakti ho”
girl-friend: “kaise?”
boy-friend: “ye soch kar, ke tumne diamond ring mangi thi aur maine nahi di“