Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old SHARE FacebookTwitter Guy : my dad is a millionaire and 93 yrs old, he will die soon and i will be rich, will u marry me? girl : no ... . . . . a week later she was his mother! *moral: never give ideas to a woman..More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke