Boy : hello, pammi darling... kaisi ho ? ..girl : who's this ?..boy : tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!.
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girl : tu bunty hai na...
boy : yes; but how do you know ?
girl : tu bansilal ka beta hai na......
boy : yes but how you know me ??
girl : tu ramlal ka pota hai na.....
boy : yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab
kaise pata....?
girl : bunty haramkhor; kutte, mai teri
maa hun !!..tune 'pummi' ko nahi,
'mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!