Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. but teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. one fish, two fish, red fish, i hate 47% of you-ish there's plenty of fish in the sea... just be careful not to catch crabs. two fish in a tank - one says to the other "can you drive this thing?" our asking, "where is god?" is like a fish asking, "where is water?" a fish and a crab were playing with a ball. then the crab wouldn't toss the ball back to the fish. the fish cried, "you're shellfish!". if you think of a better fish pun. let minnow. two fish swim into a concrete wall. the one turns to the other and says, "dam!" i always lose at connect four, tic tac toe, go fish. & relationships. there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you're my nemo. men are like fish neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. tell a man one of your long, pointless fishing stories, and he'll never bother you again. there was a sale at the fish market today. i went to see what was the catch. my disney channel was "even stevens", "that's so raven", & "lizzie mcguire" it didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school. instead of a cat, buy your kid a fish. it's easier to flush. i got 99 problems but a fish aint one only smart people will get this: 2+2= fish, 3+3= eight, 7+7= triangle, 4+4 = arrow, 8+8 = butterfly there's plenty of fish in the sea, but until i catch one, i'm just stuck here holding my rod.