Engineering student: "mujhe sanskrit sikha do" SHARE FacebookTwitter Engineering student: "mujhe sanskrit sikha do" . . . . . pandit: kyon ?? . . . . student: "devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me kaam ayegi.." . . . pandit: agar narak mein gaya to ?? . . . . . . . . . engineering student: "galiya dene mein toh ph.d ki haiMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke