Ek bar jai ne rote hue apne dost niraj ko bataya
jai: “yaar, bus me mera kisi ne purse chori kar liya”
niraj hairan hote hue: “abe, tune purse rakha kaha thha?”
jai: “pant ki piche wali jeb mein”
niraj: “to tujhe pata nahi laga kya?”
jai rote hue: “ab mujhe kya pata thha ki vo purse bhi nikal lega“ :d:d