Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,
“is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha
hun”
.
.
wife ne jawab diya,
‘aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,
.
.
hisab bhej rahi hun.
doodh wala 2 kiss main hi maan gaya,
.
.
teacher ko 7 deni padi,
.
sabzi wala 7 mein nahi mana toh 9 dene pade,
.
kiryane wala 9 kiss se nahi mana,
usko 5 aur di,
.
makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hi jaata hai,
.
aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur
hai,
yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega.:p :d