Doctor To His Patient Doctor: "I have good news and bad news SHARE FacebookTwitter Doctor to his patient doctor: "i have good news and bad news." patient: "go with the good news first." doctor: "you have 24 hours to live." patient: "what?! :-o how about the bad news?" doctor: m... i forgot to tell you yesterday !!! ";-):-pMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
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