Doctor pagal se: tum pagal kyo hue?
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pagal: maine 1 vidhva se shadi ki..
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uski jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki...
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yu meri wo beti meri maa ban gayi...
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unke ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui...
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magar main uski naani ka pati tha...
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is liye wo meri natin hui...
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isi tarah mera beta apni daadi ka bhai ban gaya...
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aur main apne bete ka bhanja...
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aur mera baap mera damaad ban gaya..
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aur mera beta apne dada ka sala ban gaya....
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aur
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dr: abey chup kar saale!
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kya mujhe bhi pagal karega..?