CEO : What's s the latest on the software release date SHARE FacebookTwitter Ceo : what's s the latest on the software release date? programmer : we're right on time for the pre - alpha launch, unless we run into something unexpected. ceo : how often does that happen? programmer : whenever i need it.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
