Bridegroom: And now SHARE FacebookTwitter Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president? Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!More SHARE FacebookTwitter TagsSweet Loving Jokes
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke