Boy: may i go to sleep SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy: may i go to sleep? girl: alight boy: i love you girl: i love you too bye *phone hangs up* girl sends text to boy saying “i didn't wanted you to go” girls phone rings girl: hello? boy: i decided you were more important than sleepMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
