Boy: Dress super Girl: Thanks Boy: lipstick also super Girl: Thanks Boy:makeup also done very nicely Girl: Thanks da Boy: Then SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy: dress super girl: thanks boy: lipstick also super girl: thanks boy:makeup also done very nicely girl: thanks da boy: then why are you looking so uglyMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke