Q: what did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
a: she said they were pretty good, but they might offend some puerto ricans.
q: what did the blonde think of the new computer?
a: she didn't like it because she couldn't get mtv.
q: what do ufo's and smart blondes have in common?
a: you keep hearing about them, but never see any.
q: how do you make a blond laugh on monday mornings?
a: tell them a joke on friday night!
q: how do you describe the perfect blonde?
a: 3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
q: how do you confuse a blonde?
a: you don't. they're born that way.
q: why do blondes hate m&ms;?
a: they're too hard to peel.
q: how do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
a: you find m&m; shells all over the kitchen floor.
q: what job function does a blonde have in an m&m; factory?
a: proofreading.
q: do you know why the blonde got fired from the m&m; factory?
a: for throwing out the w's.
q: why don't blondes like making kool-aid?
a: because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.